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THEMES

  • RED DWARF Theme #1



    SCREEN SAVER

  • Screen Saver #1


    GAMES

  • HTML RED DWARF Game #1

    ICONS

  • A set of icons from series VII

    WALLPAPER

  • A Nice Raytraced Starbug

  • Screen cap of the green transport craft.

  • Dwayn Dibbley in Back to Reality.

  • Hattie Hayridge as Holly.

  • Holly and Hilly.

  • Kryten holding the transport paddle from Meltdown.

  • Publicity shot with Holly in the background.

  • Publicity shot with Holly in the middle.

  • A nice ray traced Red Dwarf logo.

  • Side view of JMC Mining Corporation's most famous vessel.

  • Three-Quaters view of Red Dwarf.



    SOUNDS

    MIDI

  • Midi of the Red Dwarf theme tune.

  • Another midi version of the Red Dwarf theme tune.

    REAL AUDIO

  • "Can we take a break now sir it appears that my intelegence ciruits have melted."

  • "engage panick circuits..."

  • Closing theme from season 3

  • "Tongue Tied" song from Parallel Universe

  • "You are a total total....."

    WAV Clips

  • "heeey, I'm so excited all 6 of my nipples are tingling"

  • "Smoke me a kipper..."

  • "Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole."

  • "Love is what makes us different from animals...."

  • "Brutal."

  • "I'm sorry Bongo. I'm strictly butterside up."

  • "Rimmer would be effectively dead...."

  • "I'm a competative man, Kryten. Always have been. That's what makes me what I am....."

  • "Now from this point on things get a little bit confusing."

  • "Better dead than smeg."

  • "Dingdong! Another great idea from the people that brought you beer milshakes."

  • "Rimmer, the escape pod's not an option...."

  • "This is my all time best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today."

  • "Farewell gentlemen. Glory awaits."

  • "What are you talking about grease stain?"

  • "Would it harm you to have hair like mine?......"

  • "I happen to be dead."

  • "With respect sir, you've got your head right up your big fat arse."

  • "Your a total smeg head aren't you Rimmer?"

  • "Smoke me a kipper, skipper. I'll be back for breakfast."

  • "What on earth are we going to do?...."

  • "Are you OK man? I'm fine Thank you Susan."

  • "Abandon ship, abandon ship! Black 'ole approachin'....."

  • "You won't feel a thing. I'll render you unconscious using the Ionian Nerve Grip....."

  • "Oh, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska."

  • "Niet problemski."

  • "Oh smeg. What the smegging smeg's he smegging done."

  • "Even with an I.Q. of 6000 it's still brown trousers time."

  • "Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on."

  • "Did somebody say thay wanted toast."

  • "Would you like some toast?"

  • "I toast, therfore I am."

  • "Are you saying they were psirens? Of course! It's as plain as a Bulgarian pinup."

  • "Step up to red alert. But Sir are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."

  • "Shut the smeg up."

  • "Silence scum."

  • "Smeg Head"

  • "It out ranks you, smeg for brains."

  • "Are you sure your sanity chip is fully screwed in sir?"

  • "She looks like something that dropped out of the sphix's nose."

  • "Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas."

  • "All in all a hundred percent successful trip....."

  • "Howdy-doodley-doo."

  • "You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican."

  • "What a Guy!"



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